That is a great pity, because the 1204 is an exceptionally beguiling vehicle. Its appeal seems to be slightly more refined than that of the Morris, the coachwork looks more formal and the metallic turquoise paint finish helps to give it a less aggressive appearance.
The Special may have boasted a ‘simulated wooden steering wheel’ and some quite racy hubcaps, but the first impression is of a car exuding Gallic self-assurance as opposed to suburban boy racer.
The Simca’s cabin is dominated by a fascia that is a masterpiece of non-ergonomics, but there is a commanding driving position and comfortable front seats with head restraints as standard.
The 1204 was more expensive in the UK than the 1300GT, but the specification did include a clock and a cigar lighter, while there is the additional bonus of the tailgate.
In 1966, the ADO16 was available as a three-door Countryman/Traveller estate, and in the same year BMC experimented with a five-door hatchback (codenamed YDO9 and eventually built in Australia as the Morris Nomad, although never offered in the UK). In spite of that, the GT never featured such a useful utilitarian touch – it was a further lost opportunity for BMC.
On the road, it soon becomes evident that the 1204’s suspension was designed to cope with not only the Autoroute du Nord but the often very poor roads of rural France and Spain – not to mention Simca’s export markets in Francophone Africa.
Anyone who has experienced travel by ADO16 along a badly surfaced country lane will recall how the Hydrolastic set-up would cause the occupants to pitch up and down, but the torsion bars of the Special take nearly all potholes in their stride.
The Simca does not quite have the ‘go-kart writ large’ appeal of the Morris, but it presents an excellent compromise between press-on motoring and more sedate journeys.
A combination of well-planned weight distribution, decent brakes and steering that is eminently suited to the Simca being driven with verve. It is also the ideal vehicle with which to counter the arguments of any VW Golf GTI owner about what precisely constitutes the first European hot hatchback.
Both the Morris and the Simca still charm today
This was inevitably going to be a difficult choice because both the Morris and the Simca have such unaffected charm.
The 1300GT bathes any British motorist of a certain vintage in unabashed nostalgia – Cadbury’s Amazin’ Raisin bars, The Brothers on BBC1 and Chicory Tip singing Son of My Father – and it is also a veritable scaled-up Mini Cooper with four doors.
The Simca, meanwhile, gives you the urge to don a pair of shades and a Serge Gainsbourg facial expression (although I might give his Gitanes a miss).
In an ideal world, I would have the Morris as a town car for weekdays and the 1204 Special for relaxed weekends with L’Anamour blaring from the eight-track cartridge player.
Images: Tony Baker
Thanks to Des Cooke, Mark Parratt, the 1100 Club, the Simca Talbot Owners’ Club, the University of Reading
FACTFILES
MORRIS 1300GT
- Sold/number built 1969-’71/19,30
- Construction steel moncocque
- Engine all-iron, OHV 1275cc ‘four’
- Max power 70bhp @ 6000rpm
- Max torque 74lb ft @ 3250rpm
- Transmission four-speed manual, FWD
- Suspension independent front wishbones, anti-roll bar rear trailing arms; interconnected Hydrolastic displacers f/r
- Steering rack and pinion
- Brakes discs/drums, with servo
- Length 12ft ½in (3703mm)
- Width 5ft ½in (1534mm)
- Height 4ft 5½in (1359mm)
- Weight 1885lb (855kg)
- 0-60mph 14.5 secs
- Top speed 96 mph
- Mpg 28
- Price new £909 (1969)
- Price now £9000
SIMCA 1204 SPECIAL
- Sold/number built 1967-’81/2.2m (inc 1100)
- Construction steel moncocque
- Engine iron-block, alloy-head, OHV 1204cc ‘four’
- Max power 75bhp @ 6000rpm
- Max torque 76lb ft @ 4500rpm
- Transmission four-speed manual, FWD
- Suspension independent front wishbones rear trailing arms; torsion bars, telescopic dampers, anti-roll bars f/r
- Steering rack and pinion
- Brakes discs/drums
- Length 13ft (3962mm)
- Width 5ft 2in (1575mm)
- Height 4ft 8in (1422mm)
- Weight 1911lb (867kg)
- 0-60mph 14.6 secs
- Top speed 100mph
- Mpg 30
- Price new £1038 (1971)
- Price now £5000
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