The highlight is a pair of gorgeous fixed-back Recaro bucket seats with carbon shells that cup you much more securely than the Clio’s, while still having a plump squish of leather luxury; they’re as perfect for the track as they are for a four-hour schlep.
The rears are matched in similarly high-quality tropical leather, so you can actually carry passengers in the back and put luggage behind those passengers, too.
You also find carbonfibre doorcards front and rear, Alcantara headlining, and billet aluminium where usually there’s plastic: the passenger grabhandle, window winders, door pulls, speaker surrounds, even the sunvisors. It’s bling, yet with a quality that keeps it the right side of brash.
Go-faster finishing touches include shift lights in the centre of the carbonfibre instrument binnacle, and a trio of gauges for oil temperature, pressure and battery volts that sit where other Beetles have a radio.
Here the radio has been relocated to the roof. Fortunately the daft vase for flowers has been relocated to the bin.
Driving the Beetle is like motoring around in a Monopoly top hat – you can almost stand up inside, and you have about as much chance of touching the front of the vast, desk-like dashboard as you have the rear parcel shelf.
Because the VR6 isn’t actually in the cabin with you, it’s far more subtle as you put the key into the ignition and press the start button that’s inconveniently located by the handbrake.
But it is sophisticated and smooth, and woofles with potential even at idle.
The clutch is on the meaty side, if not obstructive, and that short, stubby gearlever is delightfully positive, with a snicky mechanical action.
Like the Clio’s, the steering is quite leisurely but accurate and nicely weighted, and as you move about you notice the prompt throttle response, the characterful gargle of the engine, and the vigour with which it pulls through the mid-range, this easy speed matched by the authority of the Brembo brakes.
The VW also feels an unyieldingly firm car – a track, such as here at Bicester Heritage, usually disguises this kind of thing, but the suspension really smacks over expansion joints, and at best I’d brace for a pretty brittle ride on B-roads.
That’s perhaps unfair because our Norwegian import still wears winter tyres, which squeal and scrub in these warmer, drier conditions as you barrel into corners off-throttle, but a Clio V6 on winters would be opposite-locking as if you were driving a skidpan car.
The Beetle is much more inert and foolproof, rolling far less than the Clio, mostly gripping or understeering mildly.
It puts its ample power down without a chirrup given an aggressive stab of power and only feigns the mildest interest in throttle adjustability – and that’s if you disable the stability control, a safety feature with which the far spikier Clio V6 doesn’t bother.
Strangely, the RSI also feels slower the harder you drive it – use the revs and, while there’s a nice metallic edge to the soundtrack, it’s all a bit unwilling.
Much better to use the torque and let the V6 warble its way through the mid-range; you feel as if you’re going faster without trying.
Thumpy ride aside, the Beetle RSI makes a lot of sense in a typically Volkswagen Group kind of way.
It’s finished to the highest standards inside and out, and VW used tried-and-tested mechanicals that it was able to amortise across other model lines, offsetting the RSI’s rarity.
Driven down a dark, wet B-road, the Beetle is also far less likely to kill you than the Clio, even if the suspension will have a good go at breaking your back.
And if you’re handing cars out to strangers and trying to make money, the Volkswagen makes the stronger case.
The Clio makes almost no sense at all, with its bespoke mid-engined chassis and specially tuned V6 bundled together with a cheap interior and some improvised engineering hacks.
It smacks of a nutjob research and development team hijacking the entire process and refusing to open the door every time an understandably worried accounts department came knocking.
Driven vigorously, the Clio will also take every possible opportunity to spin you off the road.
Viewed from the Renault boardroom, it was probably a bit of a headache. Viewed two decades on, it’s this esoteric French hot hatch I’d rather own of the two highly appealing millennials.
Today, the Beetle RSI bloodline lives on in the Golf R, while Renault long ago gave up putting hot-hatch engines behind the front seats, and arguably went even bolder with the almost entirely bespoke Alpine A110 sports car.
Those two would seem an odd match-up 20 years from now, but the oddball Clio and Beetle diverged from surprisingly similar origins.
Images: Will Williams
Thanks to Bonhams MPH; Scott Glander, SGMotorsport; Mark Kempson; Volkswizard
Factfiles
Renault Clio V6
- Sold/number built 2001-’03/1513
- Construction steel monocoque
- Engine all-alloy, dohc-per-bank 2946cc 24-valve V6, electronic fuel injection
- Max power 230bhp @ 6000rpm
- Max torque 221lb ft @ 3750rpm
- Transmission six-speed manual, RWD
- Suspension independent, at front by MacPherson struts, anti-roll bar rear multi-link, coil springs, telescopic dampers
- Steering power-assisted rack and pinion
- Brakes discs, with servo and anti-lock
- Length 12ft 6in (3803mm)
- Width 5ft 11in (1810mm)
- Height 4ft 5in (1351mm)
- Wheelbase 8ft 3in (2510mm)
- Weight 2987lb (1355kg)
- 0-60mph 6.2 secs
- Top speed 147mph
- Mpg 24
- Price new £25,840
- Price now £17-30,000*
Volkswagen Beetle RSI
- Sold/number built 2001-’03/250
- Construction steel monocoque
- Engine iron-block, alloy-heads, dohc 3189cc V6, electronic fuel injection
- Max power 222bhp @ 6200rpm
- Max torque 237lb ft @ 3000rpm
- Transmission six-speed manual, part-time 4WD
- Suspension independent, at front by MacPherson struts rear multi-link, coil springs, telescopic dampers; anti-roll bar f/r
- Steering power-assisted rack and pinion
- Brakes discs, with servo and anti-lock
- Length 13ft 5in (4100mm)
- Width 5ft 9in (1810mm)
- Height 4ft 8in (1475mm)
- Wheelbase 8ft 2in (2513mm)
- Weight 3340lb (1515kg)
- 0-60mph 6.4 secs
- Top speed 140mph
- Mpg 20
- Price new £50,000
- Price now £35-45,000*
*Prices correct at date of original publication
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Ben Barry
Ben Barry is a contributor to Classic & Sports Car