In the cold light of retrospect, this wasn’t a bright idea.
It’s early, it’s chilly, and a tree-lined former hillclimb in Poland’s Jelenia Góra valley isn’t the ideal place to become acquainted with a V8 supersaloon.
The Mercedes-Benz E500 isn’t at all happy being thrown about at low speed, that’s for sure.
Damp cobblestones and grip are mutually exclusive, resulting in a couple of what might euphemistically be referred to as ‘moments’.
Traction-control lights flicker on and off as traction is lost and found, and then lost again. It’s taken a turn for the Disco Inferno in here and we’re not even at the halfway point.
Scroll forward an hour and initial misgivings have made way for something else altogether.
You see, the E500 may be the best supersaloon you’ve never heard of. Heck, it may be one of the best cars, period.
It defies expectations as much as gravity, the real surprise being that it doesn’t feel like a factory hot-rod despite packing 316bhp.
It’s still a Benz, one made before build quality famously took a dive, and is oh-so comfortable with it.