We veered off the road and threw ourselves at the mercy of Bristol gurus David Jones and Manuel Hughes.
Within a few moments the diagnosis became clear: the wretched Kenlowe fan, or rather the electronic relay for it, was failing.
Manuel quickly rigged up a temporary solution so the fan remained on permanently, and we were back in business.
North of the yachting Mecca of Bodrum, 350 miles west of Alanya, the temperatures started to dip.
With a functioning fan, our fortunes took a swift turn for the better, and Frieda was a different car.
The V8-powered Bristol 410’s only hiccup was a leaking fuel tank, easily fixed
The lumpy, marriage-threatening four-to-five-cylinder discord was upgraded to a soaring symphony of six.
Suddenly we could see the sights again.
Where before gentle enquiries from our fellow travellers about which ancient site we were going to visit next had been met with an embarrassed silence, now we could take our time to explore some Aegean gems, such as the wind-blown acropolis of Pergamon and then Troy, a place of royalty, myth and legend.
Some of the Bristols were starting to show a few battle scars.
A gauge or two on the 403 and our 405 had given up the ghost.
The crossing into Romania from Bulgaria
At Çanakkale it was the 410’s turn to run into some trouble with a leaking fuel tank, although it was soon re-sealed and reinstalled.
The AC developed a whining gearbox and problems with the overdrive: a few nuts tightened, a large glug of oil, problem sorted.
The ignition switch on one of the 406s wobbled, but was fixed.
Homeward bound, through the potholed roads of Bulgaria and on into Romania to revive memories of Leigh Fermor’s Transylvanian adventures in a forest-carpeted wilderness.
Justin and wife Julia, aka The Chief Navigator, in Budapest © Dominic Ward
There were darker historical diversions, first to Mauthausen, one of the most notorious Nazi death camps, then to Nuremberg, where we had the dubious pleasure of following in Hitler’s footsteps on the Albert Speer-built Zeppelinfeld, scene of six Nazi party rallies.
Some 29 days and 6205 miles after our departure we made it back to Norfolk, still running fantastically.
All told, the eight Bristols and one AC had notched up a collective 54,000 miles, which we will claim as a world record for a single Bristol-powered outing.
It is a reminder, although none is really needed, that Bristols were superb handbuilt cars, beautifully put together by highly skilled aeronautical engineers retained after the war.
“Nothing to see here, officer…” – Frieda takes a well-deserved breather near Targovishte in Bulgaria
As for Frieda, her journey finished where it had begun, at Norfolk Classic and Sports Cars.
Feeling sick at the thought of horrifying expense, I mentioned the most dire diagnoses of our difficulties.
Rob rolled his eyes. “They’ve been reading too many magazine stories,” he said laconically.
An engine rebuild, for now at least, is off the agenda.
Words and images: Justin Marozzi (unless stated otherwise)
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