I like to think that somewhere, sometime, a little old couple with a flat cap and blue rinse will wander into a Toyota showroom to put down a deposit on a new Yaris.
They may baulk slightly at the £29,995 sticker price before opting for the £3500 Circuit Pack –“Is that something to do with the electrics?” – and waiting patiently for their new car.
When it does arrive, it won’t be the grandparents’ favourite that turns up. Instead, they’ll find an aggressive, beefed-up special-stage refugee with blistered arches and forged alloy wheels; a four-wheel-drive, 257bhp animal that’s reputedly able to beat a Nissan GT-R on track, while remaining every inch as practical as the 1-litre wonder they intended to buy.
Would they take it straight back? I’m not so sure, because the GR Yaris is a very special car indeed.
After acquiring Gazoo Racing back in 2015, Toyota dabbled in the hot-hatch market with the 1.8-litre supercharged GRMN, a hotted-up version of the previous-generation Yaris.