“We used to keep an eye out for the snakes,” my mother continues, “but we didn’t see a single spider on our whole journey.
“I think they preferred people’s back gardens rather than the dust on the open road.
“We saw plenty of kangaroos, camels, dingos and wombats, though.
“We listened to the radio when we stopped driving, but it was quite noisy in the car, so conversation was limited on the move.”
The Land-Rover trip is recorded in great detail with photographs, mementos and an 8mm film
“You looked at the view, though, and it was an adventure.
“Back then, a Land-Rover was the thing to have. But it was never going to be luxurious; it was a utility vehicle.
“Keeping in touch with everyone back home was also difficult.
“We had a list of post offices and their addresses, which my parents had, so they would write an Airmail letter and send it to the post office in Cairns or Darwin or wherever.
“We’d then drop in as we passed, to pick up and drop off any post.”
The Land-Rover’s well-used workshop manual
“After we changed our return route, I suggest that there were a few letters from our parents that we never got,” she adds.
“We only used the winch once, and that was when we got stuck in a dried-up creek bed after the boys wanted to go exploring.
“Although, that said, I think we might have rescued someone else with it at one point.”
John on his previous round-Australia trip – note the Land-Rover’s unpainted roo bar and extra rope
So, when did they get engaged?
“I can’t remember! It must have been over by Cairns because that was quite far round.
“He didn’t have a ring with him, and he wanted to ask my parents properly when we got back.
“It really was the most amazing adventure.”
After the trip, my father gave the car to his brother, Frankie, who lived at Kameruka with his wife, Odile.
An unfortunate detour in the Land-Rover
The Land-Rover was named ‘The Bush B*tch’ and was used without a roof.
By then nearing the 200,000-mile mark, it was used sporadically for towing a boat and for jobs around the family farm.
Once I’d heard about it, I used to tell Frankie I would buy it if he ever wanted to sell.
“But it’ll cost you more to ship over to the UK than it’s worth,” he exclaimed.
A heater was added when the Land-Rover Series IIA arrived in Scotland
A year or so after my father died, Frankie sadly passed away, but he had emailed to tell me that he wanted to give me the car. I was touched.
The Series IIA eventually arrived in Scotland, in the pouring rain, in April 2022.
It worked – just – but the lack of spares in Australia had taken its toll over the years.
The amazing part, though, was that the chassis didn’t have an inch of rust thanks to the dry local climate.
What’s more, the wooden boxes in which my parents had stored all their food 51 years before were still there in the back of the vehicle.
Barry Maddox with Loudon Greenlees on the Land-Rover Series IIA’s roof
Nothing had been restored, and nothing ruined.
The original paint was fading beautifully, and I even found a pair of my father’s boxer shorts hidden inside the engine bay.
Knowing him, it was probably an old pair for wiping the dipstick on – he rarely threw anything out.
The first job was to clean the chassis down and rustproof it, which then led on to doing the brakes. And the suspension. Then the wiring. And then the propshafts.
Clarinda Foster (née Cottrell) on the 1972 trip
A two-week spruce became a six-month job, but at last, ahead of a holiday in Durness, it rolled out of the shed.
Lisa, whom I married in 2023, and I set off with two dogs, three surfboards, two paddleboards, wetsuits and camping gear.
It was a fantastic holiday, until the front propshaft fell out of the gearbox while going down the steep hill into Inverness at 60mph.
It was like a cluster bomb going off and, such was the force, all the dials popped out of the dashboard.
The Land-Rover Series IIA when it arrived in Scotland in 2022
Having smashed the clutch mechanism and the brake lines, the only way to slow it down was on the handbrake.
A new gearbox was needed because it had literally ripped off the transfer box.
Then the rear differential went. So I replaced both of them with the longer, 3.54:1 diffs so that it was quieter at speed.
It was indeed quieter at 55mph, but you couldn’t get there any more.
Clarinda was reunited with the Land-Rover
It did get us to South Uist on our honeymoon, though, even if the reverse gate snapped when on the island.
Thankfully, Lisa didn’t mind me dismantling the floor and getting the part welded.
We even made it back to Fife during Storm Babet.
It turns out that it really can rain upwards through the footwells.
Since then, the car has had a full engine rebuild, and now gives a whopping 94bhp with 128lb ft of torque, and I’ve spent a lot of time trying to return it to just as it was in 1972.
The Land-Rover Series IIA in South Uist, Scotland
It was a task that was helped hugely when I found my father’s old 8mm film of his Australian trips.
I got that digitised and the footage is everything I’d hoped it would be.
It’s fantastic, and really quite an emotional watch.
In terms of getting the car back to how it was, the jerry cans were easy, the winch not so much.
That was another job for Agra Engineering in Dundee, which had sorted the engine.
It now works, and recently pulled a 3.5-tonne van out of a field.
My only regret is that my father died before I got the Land-Rover back here.
I always think of him when I drive it.
There was nothing naïve about his 24-year-old self’s approach to touring around Australia, he was too switched on for that.
They were truly enormous undertakings and proper adventures, all made possible by a little Series IIA.
It has been on more adventures than I will ever manage, but at least the next ones will be with me at the wheel.
Images: Ed Foster
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