No such illusions with the Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG. This is a luxury car, one bound for the driveways of decision-makers who need the reassurance and calm that begins with the weighty ‘thwomp’ of its perfectly damped door.
The S-type R’s excellent dynamic package is balanced and neutral, displaying Jaguar’s typical refinement
For those at the top of their game, the no-nonsense five-speed automatic and muffled rumble of this 5.4-litre AMG version was a gratifying solution to the stress of finite time.
The softest, richest leather seats, with orthopaedic control, set the tone for an ambience that is almost always serene.
Even with your right foot buried into the carpet, the cultured sounds of its big V8 simply ooze into the cabin rather than prick the ears, and the big Mercedes makes long-legged strides into the distance with comforting authority.
The Jaguar S-type R’s retro wire-mesh grille adds some much-needed seriousness to the standard car’s chromed face
Added to the expensively glossy birds-eye maple veneer and hand-stitched leather steering wheel, little AMG flourishes on the gearknob and the instrument facings make this feel that bit more special than a standard E-Class.
It feels born for miles of autobahn, with unwavering stability and tall gearing that Mercedes-Benz undoubtedly will have tuned for the purpose.
It is easy to drive smoothly and endowed with a silken ride quality, and you guide it through corners, leaning into much more body roll than the others here but also, it feels, with so much less effort. Those velvet gloves need not ever come off.
Inside, the Jaguar’s near-perfect driving position is satisfying
If they do, you won’t find much in the way of feedback and, if really pushed, the E55 AMG will soon introduce you to its largely undefeatable traction control.
It will keep up with the others almost as hard as they can possibly push, but only with a sweating brow and an unbefitting loss of decorum.
The S-type R fares much better. In typical Jaguar fashion, its suspension is finely tuned to the point of perfection and finds grip beneath a supple layer of isolation.
The S-type R’s six-speed ZF ’box has an improved J-gate for optional manual control
It has excellent balance, feeling just as neutral as the BMW, and its steering offers about as much feedback while being a little lighter.
Only the over-light pedals mar the Jaguar’s natural responses: perhaps it’s the price to pay for the biggest, most resilient anchors in the group.
You sit low within the S-type R, a feeling exaggerated by the Spitfire-wing veneer of walnut across the dash top, as in the XK8/R.
It’s a classically sporting atmosphere that is only amplified by the stirring supercharger whine that enthusiastically resonates from ahead with pokes of the throttle.
The Jaguar’s 4.2-litre V8 produces 390bhp
It manages to summon 310lb ft at just 1300rpm, accumulating the sort of deceptive acceleration that often eludes even the E55 AMG, which has more of a tendency to kickdown and hunt.
Replacing the XJR’s old Mercedes-sourced gearbox with a ZF six-speed auto was clearly a good decision.
For manual control, the usual Jaguar J-gate is as effective as ever, although the prodigious torque means that using the Sport mode in ‘D’ is normally more than enough.
‘The S-type R is tuned to the point of perfection, and finds grip beneath a supple layer of isolation’
The Jaguar’s duality of purpose is interpreted inside with red stitching on the seats and the dark, almost shimmering grey-stained birds-eye maple veneer, all tastefully restrained.
It’s an inevitable shame, though, that the luxury detailing isn’t met with consistent quality throughout.
The switchgear looks and feels relatively hollow when compared directly with that of the Germans, and the way the glovebox opens or how the centre armrest slides back to reveal cupholders forces you to recall that somewhere, in the transatlantic distance, there is a Lincoln LS underneath.
The Gandini-styled Maserati Quattroporte sports his distinctive kick-up at the rear wheelarch and shares many similarities with the Shamal it’s based on
To bring a cup of coffee into the Maserati Quattroporte’s cabin would seem an insult against tradition.
This is a place for driving, although it is also now a place for admiring the daring combination of Connolly leather, elm wood burr and Alcantara that, once upon a time, the Italians could get away with.
The same applies to the driving position, and thanks to the slightly high-set seat it’s easy for longer-legged drivers to knock their knees on the steering column.
The Quattroporte’s 330bhp 3.2 V8 has its roots in a design for a Formula One engine
The gearshift is weighty, even without comparison with the M5, and the clutch is abrupt.
The V8, immediately a lively presence, feels frustratedly held back at lower speeds, along with the heavy controls and firm ride.
But you need to be wary with your right foot, because at anything more than half throttle and 3000rpm, the twin turbos spool up with a voracious impatience.
The Maserati has a Lancia Thema steering wheel; the build quality lags behind rivals’
It almost feels as though the right pedal will be taken away from you and held against the bulkhead; obey, and the Quattroporte fires down the road with rude pace, snarling and whooshing through the rev range, its turbo wastegate fluttering aggressively with each gearchange.
It’s surprising how quickly the car becomes fluent when pressing on: the gearchanges fall easily into place and the steering lightens, even offering some degree of feedback.
Balance it on the throttle mid-corner and it feels neutral, but there’s always a nagging feeling that there’s a sharp edge in its character just behind all of that leather, wood and Alcantara.
The Maserati’s (front) edgy drive is in stark contrast to the AMG’s fluid pace
The Maserati is fun to drive, possibly even more fun to be driven in. It’s the sort of car that you can be glad exists, but unless you have a particular penchant for its style, it’s a difficult one to offer a position on.
The Mercedes-Benz is the complete opposite: a steady hand and a rational purpose delivered with devastating efficiency.
With the biggest engine and the plushest interior, the E-Class has a deserved aura of superiority, yet it’s the Jaguar that is probably the best all-rounder.
The M5’s breathtaking performance makes it easy to forget it’s a four-door saloon car
There is dynamic brilliance to the S-type R, particularly from its ride and handling, which exemplify its duality.
But there is only one supersaloon here that can abandon its four doors when it comes down to business, and that is the BMW M5.
It plays the executive role perfectly, delivering refinement, style and practicality, while being able to exhilarate like a supercar at the drop of a hat.
It is by far the fastest and most thrilling way to be going places.
Images: Luc Lacey
Thanks to: Reading International Business Park
Factfiles
BMW M5 (E39)
- Sold/number built 1998-2003/20,482
- Construction steel monocoque
- Engine all-alloy, dohc-per-bank, 32-valve 4941cc V8, fuel injection
- Max power 395bhp @ 6600rpm
- Max torque 369lb ft @ 3800rpm
- Transmission six-speed manual, RWD via LSD
- Suspension independent, at front by MacPherson struts, double-pivot control arms rear multi-link, coil springs, telescopic dampers; anti-roll bar f/r
- Steering power-assisted rack and pinion
- Brakes discs, with servo and anti-lock
- Length 15ft 8⅜in (4784mm)
- Width 5ft 10⅞in (1800mm)
- Height 4ft 8½in (1437mm)
- Wheelbase 9ft 3½in (2830mm)
- Weight 3957lb (1720kg)
- 0-60mph 5.3 secs
- Top speed 155mph
- Mpg 20
- Price new £59,950
- Price now £20-50,000*
Mercedes-Benz E55 AMG
- Sold/number built 1998-2002/c12,000
- Construction steel monocoque
- Engine all-alloy, dohc-per-bank, 24-valve 5439cc V8, fuel injection
- Max power 349bhp @ 5500rpm
- Max torque 391lb ft @ 3000rpm
- Transmission five-speed automatic, RWD
- Suspension independent, at front by double wishbones rear multi-link, coil springs, telescopic dampers; anti-roll bar f/r
- Steering power-assisted rack and pinion
- Brakes discs, with servo and anti-lock
- Length 15ft 8⅜in (4795mm)
- Width 5ft 10⅞in (1799mm)
- Height 4ft 8½in (1411mm)
- Wheelbase 9ft 3½in (2833mm)
- Weight 3957lb (1710kg)
- 0-60mph 5.3 secs
- Top speed 155mph
- Mpg 21
- Price new £60,540
- Price now £10-30,000*
Jaguar S-type R
- Sold/number built 1999-2007/8043
- Construction steel monocoque
- Engine all-alloy, dohc-per-bank, 32-valve 4196cc V8, Eaton M112 supercharger and fuel injection
- Max power 390bhp @ 6100rpm
- Max torque 399lb ft @ 3500rpm
- Transmission six-speed automatic, RWD
- Suspension independent, at front by wishbones rear wishbones, control link, coil springs, telescopic dampers; anti-roll bar f/r
- Steering power-assisted, speed-sensitive rack and pinion
- Brakes discs, with servo and anti-lock
- Length 16ft (4877mm)
- Width 5ft 11⅝in (1818mm)
- Height 4ft 8in (1423mm)
- Wheelbase 9ft 6½in (2909mm)
- Weight 3968lb (1800kg)
- 0-60mph 5.3 secs
- Top speed 155mph
- Mpg 18
- Price new £47,400
- Price now £5-25,000*
Maserati Quattroporte IV
- Sold/number built 1994-2001/c2400
- Construction steel monocoque
- Engine all-alloy, dohc-per-bank, 32 valve 3217cc V8, twin turbochargers and fuel injection
- Max power 330bhp @ 6400rpm
- Max torque 332lb ft @ 4400rpm
- Transmission six-speed manual, RWD via LSD
- Suspension independent, at front by MacPherson struts, anti-roll bar rear tubular trailing arms, coil springs, telescopic dampers
- Steering power-assisted rack and pinion
- Brakes discs, with servo and anti-lock
- Length 14ft 11⅛in (4550mm)
- Width 5ft 11¼in (1810mm)
- Height 4ft 6⅜in (1380mm)
- Wheelbase 8ft 8⅜in (2650mm)
- Weight 3631lb (1647kg)
- 0-60mph 5.8 secs
- Top speed 168mph
- Mpg 18
- Price new £57,995 (1997)
- Price now £10-30,000*
*Prices correct at date of original publication
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