So, which one? Depends what you want. They are all faster than you need and, thanks to competition raising the game, there’s not a duffer.
All can be had for roughly the same: £20k for a decent one, or £5k less if you take a gamble. All return 25mpg in real life, and much less if you boot them.
At £555 a year (£325 for any registered before March ’06), the Porsche is marginally the least painful to tax; the others are in the full-cholesterol top-guzzler band and sting you for £570.
The SLK will go full stonk and ripple tarmac or simply meander, and looks after itself, whatever you do with the gears. The slightly nervy BMW wants to play all the time, although its constant demands could get wearing. The Porsche just packs in the miles as the super-sharp and rock-steady device that it is.
There’s no ‘best’ until you decide which way your focus drops, although on paper the Merc has it for its performance and versatility.
The BMW is basically a hooligan, and with its Manta-ray envelope packing plenty of muscle looks as if it’s drifting even when it’s standing still.
The no-frills and slippery Porsche is for getting places fast and fairly discreetly, as the owner’s several Alpine trips attest. And the deliberately detailed Mercedes is for being seen in, with the added option of dropping the roof without compromising comfort, but just doesn’t involve you as deeply.
Ultimately, it’s all about how naughty and brave, focused or laid-back you feel.
Images: Tony Baker. Thanks to the Red Lion at Chelwood Gate
FACTFILES
MERCEDES-BENZ SLK55 AMG
- Sold/number built 2005-’11/9541
- Construction steel monocoque
- Engine all-alloy 5439cc V8, Bosch ME 2.8 injection
- Max power 355bhp @ 5750rpm
- Max torque 375lb ft @ 4000rpm
- Transmission seven-speed auto, RWD
- Suspension coil-spring struts front with two lower links, multi-link rear
- Wheels and tyres 225/40 and 245/35x18
- Length 13ft 51/2in (4099mm)
- Width 5ft 101/2in (1794mm)
- Height 4ft 23/4in (1287mm)
- Weight 3473lb (1575kg)
- 0-60mph 4.9 secs
- Top speed 155mph (limited)
- Mpg 23.5
- Price new £51,975
PORSCHE CAYMAN S
- Sold/number built 2006-’09/n/a
- Construction steel monocoque
- Engine all-alloy 3387cc 24v four-cam flat-six, Bosch ME injection
- Max power 291bhp @ 6250rpm
- Max torque 251lb ft @ 4400-6000rpm
- Transmission six-speed manual, RWD
- Suspension coil-spring struts and wishbones all round, anti-roll bars f/r
- Wheels and tyres 235/40 and 265/40x18 Length 14ft 3in (4340mm)
- Width 5ft 103/4in (1800mm)
- Height 4ft 31/2in (1305mm)
- Weight 2955lb (1340kg)
- 0-62mph 5.4 secs
- Top speed 171mph
- Mpg 27
- Price new £44,250
BMW Z4M
- Sold/number built 2006-’08/4275
- Construction steel monocoque
- Engine iron-block, alloy-head 3246cc 24v dohc ‘six’, BMW/Siemens MSS 54 management system
- Max power 338bhp @ 7900rpm
- Max torque 269lb ft @ 4900rpm
- Transmission six-speed manual, RWD
- Suspension coil-spring struts front, multi-link Z-axle rear
- Wheels and tyres 225/45 and 255/40x18
- Length 13ft 5in (4091mm)
- Width 5ft 10in (1781mm)
- Height 4ft 2in (1268mm)
- Weight 3241lb (1470kg)
- 0-60mph 4.8 secs
- Top speed 155mph
- Mpg 23
- Price new £42,245
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Paul Hardiman
Paul Hardiman is a regular contributor to – and former Deputy Editor of – Classic & Sports Car